Short and to the point
Maybe it’s just the cosmopolitan hepcats with whom I so often roll deep, but lately I have heard more than one person express their opinion that shorts, in general, are an immature and silly article of clothing.
My feelings about this phenomenon are quite clear. If it is a very hot summer day, I am going to wear shorts. If it is ever a hot summer day and I am wearing shorts and you are judging me for wearing shorts, silently or otherwise, I hope that you drown in the acrid grundle sweat pooling in your fashionable trousers.
