“…enough androgynous-looking hipster-sissies in ironic clothing standing in some twee field of dandelions looking all forlorn about nothing in particular……a t-shirt you’ve chosen to model on what looks like album artwork for some sh*tty college kid’s Belle & Sebastian cover band? Do you have any idea what The Motherf*cking LaBeouf would do to the kids in that picture? He would utterly destroy that guy’s face with the flick of his pinky finger, then take the woman as his own until he tired of her