Politics can be confusing, so I thought I’d sum it up.
Democrats: Fuck The Rich
Republicans: Fuck The Poor
The only difference is that the group of people the Republicans want to fuck is way bigger.
Also, when I say the Democrats want to fuck the rich, I mean they want to hold the rich to the standards to which they’ve been held for most of American history (see the history of progressive tax rates), which would make them trivially less rich.
Everything else is a means to those ends.